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Friday, September 19, 2008

Mix Sms

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Aapke miss call bhi kya baat hai,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hai.
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hai.
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Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karo,
Dard ko dard samjho to Mohabat karo.
Waade ko waada samjho to poora karo,
aur hum ko apna samjho to yaad karo.
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Beauty doesn't make luv
but luv makes beauty;
Break everything but never break the Heart.
Heart is the Music,
Play it but never Play with it.
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No man in this world is rich enough
even to buy his own PAST.
So LIVE each moment of life
before it bcoms past & gets beyond reach.
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Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya antar hai.
Santa : Aap jo humko pada rahe hain
woh sach hai,
lekin hum sab pad rahe hai
ye apka veham hai.
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Hum apne par gurur nahi karte,
yad karne ke liye kisi ko majbur nahi karte.
Magar jab ek bar kisi ko dost bana le,
to usse apne dil se door nahi karte.
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Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,
Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe
aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
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Likhu Kuch Aaj Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hai,
DiL Me Dard Abhi taza-Taza Hai.
Gir Padte Hain Aansu Mere Kagaz Par,
lagta hai KaLam Me Syaahi Kum 0r dard Jyaada Hai.
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Wo muskura rahe hai hume tanha chod kar,
Kiye huye saare waado ko tod kar.
Unke siva kahi dil lagta bhi nahi,
Ab kya karenge hum apne toote huye dil ko jod kar.
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I asked God to bless u,He did.
I asked him to love u,He did.
I asked him to make u happy,
He denied & said
"Your msg will do better"
I hope it did!
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Kabhi dil me muskura kar dekhiye,
hamari gazal gunguna kar dekhiye.
Hum bhool jayenge aapko ek shart par,
pehle aap hume bhula kar dekhiye.
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2 see light look at SUN,
2 see love look at MOTHER,
2 see beauty look at NATURE,
2 see hope look at FUTURE.
But 2 see all of these,
look at MIRROR!
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Practical SUCCESS is d ability
to go from one Success to another
without losing ur focus
& without getting carried away with it.
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Sea & Shores never meet but
share d same ocean.
Moon & Sun never seen togethr
but r in same Sky.
Friends who don't Meet Often
never stop remembrng each other!
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Chand ko bheja hai pehredaar
Taron ko saupa hai nigrani ka kaam.
Raat ne zari kiya hai farmaan,
Sare sweet dreams bas apke naam.
Gud Nite.
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Don't search love,
let love find you.
That's why its called falling in love,
coz u don't force urself,
u just fall
and there will be some1 to catch u.
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Tanha si zindagi Mein,
Chhota sa saath tumhara.
Itefaq hi sahi
par lagta hai hamko pyara.
Jaise akele se ek parinde ko
mil gaya ho Aasman Saara.
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Teri judai bhi Hamein pyar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut beakarar karti hai.
Woh din joh tumare saath guzare hein,
Talash unko yeh nazar bar-bar karti hai.
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God has given
so many qualities to u...
gud looks,
personality,
charm,
intelligence
&
many more.
this is called as
"Allah mehrban to gadha pehlwan" !!! :-)
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Dil me tum
Dhadkn me tum
Asma me tum
Zami me tum
Ankho me tum
Sanso me tum
Jaha bi dekhu
Bs tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai
KITANU har jagah hote hain.
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Takdir hume us mod par le aayi hai,
jaha gum hi gum aur tanhaai hai.
bars rahe hai aakho se aasu,
kya isi ka naam judaai hai?
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Never alone try to take
the weight of a tear
that comes out of your heart
and falls through your eyes,
always remember that
here is one to share
and thats ME.
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Kabhi kabhi sapne chur ho jate hain,
Halat se Dost bhi door ho jate hain.
Par yeh yaadein har pal itna satati hain ki,
aap ko sms karne ko hum majboor ho jate hain.
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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do
ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.
BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra,
ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
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Pyaar.. Shabd nahi jo Kaha jaye,
Ruh nahi jo Mit jaye,
Safar nahi jo Mukaam paye,
Ye wo Ehsaas he,
Jisk liye jiyajaye to ZINDAGI kam pad jaye.
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Ab k sawan me shararat ye mere saath hui,
mera ghar chhod k sare shahar me barsaat hui.
Mat puchiye hum pe kya gujri,
Thi lutero ki basti wahi pe raat hui.!
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Gum k sagar me kahi doob na jana,
raho pe chal k manzil pao to tut na jana.
zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsus ho to,
zinda hai hum yeh bhul na jana.
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!! !
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Small minds discuss people,
Average minds discuss events.
Intelligent minds discuss issues,
A genius works silence.
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Fantastic Quote About Life:-
EverythinG Is "Prewritten"
& NothinG Can Be "Re-Written"!
So Live the Best n
Leave the Rest to God.
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Jane kya mujse ye zamana chahta hai,
Mera dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai.
Jane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,
Ki har shaks mujhe aajmana chahta hai.
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Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.
Lady: How many wives do u have?
Doctor: Two :-D
Moral :XPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly
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"Problems can either Make U or Break U.
The hammer that breaks glass
can shape steel.
Its upto us to be GLASS or STEEL".
Face life Bravely.
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Seh liya har dard humne haste haste,
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste.
Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro,
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste.
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Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne k liye,
Bahana to apne aap mil jata hai,
Jab yaad hi na karna ho kisi ko,
To waqt hi bahana ban jata hai
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Hum aap k account me
add kar rahe hain,
Dil
Jaan
Pyar
Mohabbat
Khushi
Hansi
Jis ka pin code hai
sirf aapki sacchi dosti..
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Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong;
Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong;
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along;
Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone!
That's life.
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Dost Kaa Matlab
D= door reh kar bhi jo paas ho
O= ooro se jo khas ho
S= sabse acha jiska ehsaas ho
T= takdir jiske sath ho
Jaise K Tum>>>
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Woh Kehte Hain Humse,
Ke Apka Msg Churaya Hua Hota Hai.
Yu to Internet Par SMS ka Khazana Hota Hai,
Kuch to Kadar Kar a Jalim,
Aakhir Selection to Hamara Hota hai.
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DOSTI mein itna pyar lao ki,
dekhne wale dang rah jaye,
khuda bhi aake Tumse puchne,
kya hum bhi Tumhare Dost ban jayen?
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Never hold urself solely responsible
for any misfortune.
Bcoz no single rain drop
is ever alone responsible for any flood.
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"We always feel that
good things happen only to 'others'
Bt we always forget
dat we are 'others' for some1 else."
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"The ultimate is not to win,
but to reach within the depth
of our capabilities
nd to compete against our ownself."
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Love is Special,Love is Rear,
Love is made 4 two 2 Share.
Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins wen two HEARTS COMBINE.
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Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money.
Blessing like Shower,
Smiling like Flower.
Cool like ice,
A frnd so nice.
Guess Who?
O Hello!
Its you.
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Hello...
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Hello
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Hello
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Hello
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Hello
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Kya awaaj nahi aa rahi.
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Ab
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Ab
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Ab
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Ab bhi nahi
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Kaise aayegi
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ye to SMS hai..!
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New Sms

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Dosti aajkal sirf sms ka khel hai,
Agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.
Baate bahut karte hai,
par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai.
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APki Ankhon main "SHARAFAT"
Chaal main "NAZAKAT"
Dil main "SACHCHAI"
Aur Chehre main "SAFAI"
Phir kyun na bole her Ladki Apko "BHAI"
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I luv my eyes wen u luk into dem
I luv my name wen u say it
I luv my Heart wen u luv it n
I luv my life wen u r a part of it.
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Never think hard abt past,
It brings"Tears"
Dont think more abt future,
It brings"Fears"
Live this moment with a Smile,
It brings"CHEERS".
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:To Phir Chal Kar
Thori Parhai Karte Hein
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
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Kisiki yaad me dil tadapta kyun hai,
akhir ye dil kisi se pyaar karta kyu hai.
Agar mile khuda toh puchunga usse,
tu akhir seene mein dil rakhta kyu hain.
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Subha udaas thi saam udaas thi
kafan me lipti huvi meri laash thi
A duniya valo muje vahi dafnana
jaha uski or meri pehali mulakat thi.
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Palko k kinare hmne bhigoye hi nhi
Wo sochte he hm juda hoke roye nhi
Wo puchte he khwabo me kise dekhte ho
Or hm he ki ek arse se soye nhi.
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Inspiring lines for the day:
Born with personality
is an accident
but dying as a personality
is an achievement.
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One day sardar was lying on beach.
Then a european asked him,
"are you RELAXING..?".
Then he said,
"No i am GOPAL SINGH ! "
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All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start 4m the mind".
Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.
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A Dog ll Not Hurt u
If u Beat It Wid A Bone.
Use The Right Weapon
2 Handle People.
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If a Baby Mosquito
asks permision frm its mother
2 go 4movie with its Frnds..
Wat wil its mother say?
"Be careful
while audience Clapping"
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Why does a man
with a broken heart
not need General Knowledge?
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Bcoz
Jab Dil hi toot gaya,
to 'G.K.' kya karenge
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Bacha On 1st April:
Kitchen Mein Nokar,
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Bacha:April Fool
wo toh PAPA hai.
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Dreams visit us
when we are asleep
but commitment wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance
to make our dreams come true.
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Life is not parking lot
It's racing track
Keep on moving no matter
when & where u start
Plan & reach ur goals
& keep making new records.
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Bhagvan k bina mandir adhura hai,
Dosti k bina jivan adhura hai,
usi tarah Tumhare bina@!...... ....
JUMBO CIRCUS adhura hai.
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Kisiki mohabat se hamne kya paya,
raat ki neend aur din ka chain gawaya.
kya kare hum is dil ka jise
aaj barbaad ho kar bi hosh na aaya.
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LIFE never seems to be the way we want it,
but we LIVE it the best way we can.
There is no PERFECT LIFE
but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.
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Kis dil se teri dilkashi ki tarif mangu,
is mohabat se teri judai ka dard mangu.
Mujhe to dard hai tujse dur rahne ka,
kis khuda se tujhse milne ki dua mangu.
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So simple it is to Live.
So simple it is to Love.
So simple it is to Smile.
So simple it is to win.
But it's too difficult to be so simple.
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My sweetest memory-UR msg!
My biggest sadness-The distance!
My biggest hope-i wil c u soon!
My strongest prayer-r relation continues 4ever.
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Mujhse itna rishta banaye rakhna,
meri dosti tum dil mein basaye rakhna.
Waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta,
par is dosti ko palko mein sajaye rakhna.
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It is said dat wen u laugh,
u r praying 2 god
but wen u make others laugh
den god himself prays for u.
So stay happy & b d reason
4 other's happiness.
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We dont know how high we can fly,
until we give a real gud try.
Just do ur best in each little try,
May d sky have 2 shift a little high.
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Tumhari yeh shararat humari yeh sharafat,
Aag toh hai par jalan ka kahin pata nahi,
Tumhari yeh shokhiyan humari khamoshiyan,
Baatein to hoti hai par logon ka pata nahi.
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Iss bhag daud bhare din mein,
Ek baat yaad rakhna,
Kaisi bhi ho mushkilen,
Bas apni muskaan sath rakhna,
Khushi ho ya gham
hamein yaad rakhna.
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Love is magical.
It's a language that deaf can hear,
a song d crippled can dance to,
and a sunset d blind can see.
Wishing u a life full of LOVE.
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God creatd gud heart:
I got it.
He creatd gud brain:
I got it.
He created gud face:
I got it.
He created gud friend:
O Hello....!!
this time u got it...
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Its easier 2 turn frndship in2 luv
but imposible 2 turn luv in2 frndshp.
If 2 past luvrs r stil friends,
den either dey r stil in luv
or never were.
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The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:-
We Know For Whom
We Are Praying,
But We Never Know
Who Is Praying For Us.
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A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
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Udas tuje dkhne se phle ye ankhen na rhen,
Khafa ho tu mujhse to ye sansen na rhen.
Agar gum hi du tuje to teri zndgi mein,
main kya meri yaadein bhi na rahen.
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Humare dil me dhadkan aapki sunai deti hai,
Aankhon me surat aapki dikhai deti hai.
Chalte to hum hai lekin,
jab mudte hain to parchhai aapki dikhai deti hai.
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Na jaane kab aasman se taara toot jaaye,
na jaane kab aankh se ansoo beh jaaye.
Kuch pal saath mere has lo tum,
na jaane kab is jism se jaan nikal jaaye.
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Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna,
Jo beet gaya use yaad kya rakhna.
Bus ye soch kar muskura dia humne,
K apni udasi se doosro ko udaas kya rakhna.
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Lady: Doctor,plz call my husband inside.
Doctor: trust me, I m a gentleman.
Lady: no Doctor, ur nurse is sitting outside
& my husband is not gentleman :-)
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Mushkilo se bhag jana aasan hota hai,
har pahlu zindgi ka imtehan hota hai.
darne walo ko milta nahi kuch zindgi me,
ladne walo k kadmo me jahan hota hai
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May every hour of this day
bring sumthng special 4 u.
a thought tht makes U smile,
a smile tht warms ur heart
& a heart tht holds much happiness inside.
Gud mrng.
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If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
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Close ur eyes in this sweet night,
save all sweet memories in ur heart.
Think of all beautiful things in ur life
& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.
Gud Nite :-)
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Husband Wife Hotel gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife: koun thi woh?Husband: tum deemag kharab mat karo, mein pehle hi pareshan hoo ki oosko kya bataunga tum koun ho?

Jaankar bhi wo mujhe samjh na payeDekh kar bhi wo mujhe pahchan na payeKhud hi kar li bewafayi maine unseTaaki un par koyi Elzaam na aane paye.

Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hainke hum gam se khali hain,par unhe kya pata ke jo gum ke baag hain,hum us baag ke mali hain

yaar hai mera baharo jaisa...dil hai uska dildaro jaisa...bahut dost nahi rakhte hum...mera ek yaar hi hai hazaaro jaisa...

saath dene ka vada kiya hai,shikwe sehne ka vada kiya hai,agar bhula bhi denge aap hume to kuch na kahenge,humne to aapko khush dekne ka vada kiya hai

Bina gum khushi ka pata kaise chelega,bina roye hasi ka maza kaise milega,wo jo bhi karta hai wo hi janta hai,agar hum jaan gaye to use khuda koun kahega

1 Technical question:Where u find MANGOES..?On mango tree...?NoFruit shop...?NoANS-Where ever WOMEN goes.!Peeche-PeecheMANgoes...!

honge hum jab amne samne to wo nazara kisi janat se kam na hogamil jaye jo ek lamha b tere sath ka mujhe to kasam khuda ki umar bhar tanha rehne ka gam na hoga

Mere dost mujse gila krte hai,Hum unse kum mila krte hai.Par wo nadaan itna nhi samjteki sitare dur se hi roshni diya krte hai.

Sare gawaho ko madde nazar rakhte hue Indian Friendship Court Dhara 420 ke tahat ye adalat aap ko saccha dost mankar umar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti hai.

wo dil hi kya jo aapke liye dua na kare,aapko rulaane ka zurm to khuda bhi na kare;karenge dil se yaad aapko sada,chaahe aap hume yaad kare na kare
Hasi ko inbox Aansu ko outbox Gusse ko hold Muskan ko sent Help ko OK Dil ko karo vibrate Fir suno zindagi ki ringtone...

Banta is buying a TV"Do you have color TVs?""Sure.""Give me a green one, please."

Santa recieved a message from his girl friend"I MISS YOU".....Santa replied.."I Mr YOU"...
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

Zindgi shuru hoti hai rishto se,rishte shuru hote hain Pyar se,pyar shuru hota hai apno se,aur apne..
APNE shuru hoti hai DHARMENDER, SUNNY aur BOBBY se..

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Kabhi kabhi sapne chur ho jate hain,Halat se Dost bhi door ho jate hain.Par yeh yaadein har pal itna satati hain ki,aap ko sms karne ko hum majboor ho jate hain.

Ab k sawan me shararat ye mere saath hui,mera ghar chhod k sare shahar me barsaat hui.Mat puchiye hum pe kya gujri,Thi lutero ki basti wahi pe raat hui.!