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APki Ankhon main "SHARAFAT"
Chaal main "NAZAKAT"
Dil main "SACHCHAI"
Aur Chehre main "SAFAI"
Phir kyun na bole her Ladki Apko "BHAI"
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I luv my eyes wen u luk into dem
I luv my name wen u say it
I luv my Heart wen u luv it n
I luv my life wen u r a part of it.
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Never think hard abt past,
It brings"Tears"
Dont think more abt future,
It brings"Fears"
Live this moment with a Smile,
It brings"CHEERS".
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:To Phir Chal Kar
Thori Parhai Karte Hein
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
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Kisiki yaad me dil tadapta kyun hai,
akhir ye dil kisi se pyaar karta kyu hai.
Agar mile khuda toh puchunga usse,
tu akhir seene mein dil rakhta kyu hain.
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Subha udaas thi saam udaas thi
kafan me lipti huvi meri laash thi
A duniya valo muje vahi dafnana
jaha uski or meri pehali mulakat thi.
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Palko k kinare hmne bhigoye hi nhi
Wo sochte he hm juda hoke roye nhi
Wo puchte he khwabo me kise dekhte ho
Or hm he ki ek arse se soye nhi.
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Inspiring lines for the day:
Born with personality
is an accident
but dying as a personality
is an achievement.
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One day sardar was lying on beach.
Then a european asked him,
"are you RELAXING..?".
Then he said,
"No i am GOPAL SINGH ! "
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All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start 4m the mind".
Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.
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A Dog ll Not Hurt u
If u Beat It Wid A Bone.
Use The Right Weapon
2 Handle People.
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If a Baby Mosquito
asks permision frm its mother
2 go 4movie with its Frnds..
Wat wil its mother say?
"Be careful
while audience Clapping"
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Why does a man
with a broken heart
not need General Knowledge?
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Bcoz
Jab Dil hi toot gaya,
to 'G.K.' kya karenge
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Bacha On 1st April:
Kitchen Mein Nokar,
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Bacha:April Fool
wo toh PAPA hai.
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Dreams visit us
when we are asleep
but commitment wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance
to make our dreams come true.
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Life is not parking lot
It's racing track
Keep on moving no matter
when & where u start
Plan & reach ur goals
& keep making new records.
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Bhagvan k bina mandir adhura hai,
Dosti k bina jivan adhura hai,
usi tarah Tumhare bina@!...... ....
JUMBO CIRCUS adhura hai.

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Kisiki mohabat se hamne kya paya,
raat ki neend aur din ka chain gawaya.
kya kare hum is dil ka jise
aaj barbaad ho kar bi hosh na aaya.
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LIFE never seems to be the way we want it,
but we LIVE it the best way we can.
There is no PERFECT LIFE
but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.
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Kis dil se teri dilkashi ki tarif mangu,
is mohabat se teri judai ka dard mangu.
Mujhe to dard hai tujse dur rahne ka,
kis khuda se tujhse milne ki dua mangu.
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So simple it is to Live.
So simple it is to Love.
So simple it is to Smile.
So simple it is to win.
But it's too difficult to be so simple.
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My sweetest memory-UR msg!
My biggest sadness-The distance!
My biggest hope-i wil c u soon!
My strongest prayer-r relation continues 4ever.
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Mujhse itna rishta banaye rakhna,
meri dosti tum dil mein basaye rakhna.
Waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta,
par is dosti ko palko mein sajaye rakhna.
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It is said dat wen u laugh,
u r praying 2 god
but wen u make others laugh
den god himself prays for u.
So stay happy & b d reason
4 other's happiness.
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We dont know how high we can fly,
until we give a real gud try.
Just do ur best in each little try,
May d sky have 2 shift a little high.
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Tumhari yeh shararat humari yeh sharafat,
Aag toh hai par jalan ka kahin pata nahi,
Tumhari yeh shokhiyan humari khamoshiyan,
Baatein to hoti hai par logon ka pata nahi.
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Iss bhag daud bhare din mein,
Ek baat yaad rakhna,
Kaisi bhi ho mushkilen,
Bas apni muskaan sath rakhna,
Khushi ho ya gham
hamein yaad rakhna.
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Love is magical.
It's a language that deaf can hear,
a song d crippled can dance to,
and a sunset d blind can see.
Wishing u a life full of LOVE.
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God creatd gud heart:
I got it.
He creatd gud brain:
I got it.
He created gud face:
I got it.
He created gud friend:
O Hello....!!
this time u got it...
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Its easier 2 turn frndship in2 luv
but imposible 2 turn luv in2 frndshp.
If 2 past luvrs r stil friends,
den either dey r stil in luv
or never were.
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The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:-
We Know For Whom
We Are Praying,
But We Never Know
Who Is Praying For Us.
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A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
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Udas tuje dkhne se phle ye ankhen na rhen,
Khafa ho tu mujhse to ye sansen na rhen.
Agar gum hi du tuje to teri zndgi mein,
main kya meri yaadein bhi na rahen.
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Humare dil me dhadkan aapki sunai deti hai,
Aankhon me surat aapki dikhai deti hai.
Chalte to hum hai lekin,
jab mudte hain to parchhai aapki dikhai deti hai.
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Na jaane kab aasman se taara toot jaaye,
na jaane kab aankh se ansoo beh jaaye.
Kuch pal saath mere has lo tum,
na jaane kab is jism se jaan nikal jaaye.
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Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna,
Jo beet gaya use yaad kya rakhna.
Bus ye soch kar muskura dia humne,
K apni udasi se doosro ko udaas kya rakhna.
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Lady: Doctor,plz call my husband inside.
Doctor: trust me, I m a gentleman.
Lady: no Doctor, ur nurse is sitting outside
& my husband is not gentleman :-)
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Mushkilo se bhag jana aasan hota hai,
har pahlu zindgi ka imtehan hota hai.
darne walo ko milta nahi kuch zindgi me,
ladne walo k kadmo me jahan hota hai
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May every hour of this day
bring sumthng special 4 u.
a thought tht makes U smile,
a smile tht warms ur heart
& a heart tht holds much happiness inside.
Gud mrng.
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If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
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Close ur eyes in this sweet night,
save all sweet memories in ur heart.
Think of all beautiful things in ur life
& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.
Gud Nite :-)
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