Mix SMS Collection

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Be Soft & cool like water,

so U can Adjust anywhr In Life!!

Be tough & attractive Like Diamond,

So No one can play with

ur Emotion$.

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1.Regular naps prevent old age

especially if you take them while driving.

2. Marriage is a relationship

in which one person is always right

and the other is the husband! 

3.You can't buy love

but you definitely pay heavily for it.

4.True friends stab you in the front.

5.It doesn't matter how often

a married man changes his job,

he still ends up with the same boss.

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I m feeling so happy,

do u Knw y?

coz i m so lucky,

do u Knw y?

coz god loves me,

do u Knw how?

coz he gave me a gift,

do u Knw what?

its U My Love.

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U are the biggest

tube light in this world

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upar padh liya na..

ab niche kya

Certificate dhoond rahe ho !!!

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Santa: My father dug the Suez Canal. 

Banta: That's nothing,

have you heard of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I have.

Banta: My dad killed it.

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Kitna Pyara Muskura lete ho,

Aasani se Apna bana lete ho,

Itna Pyaar kaise jataa lete ho,

Kisi Se sikha hai

ya phir Meri Nakal Utar lete ho.

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EK halke se isare ki jarurat hogi,

Dil ke kashti ko kinare ki jarurat hogi,

yaad aayegi meri us din,

jab kabhi aapko sahare ki jarurat hogi.

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Bundo se bana chota sa Samandar

Lehro se bhigti choti si BASTI

Chalo dhundhe barish me DOSTI ki yaden

Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki KASHTI.

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Zinda hote to ham bata dete

ki teri hasrat kya cheej hai.

dafan hokar bhi na so paye ham

teri yaden hamein kitni ajeej hai.

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2 Aadmiyo ki BV gum ho gai.

Ek bola: Teri BV kesi he?

2: Blue Eyes, Ro$y Lips & Charming, Aur teri?

1: Meri chor teri dhondhte he. (';')

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If you say my eyes are beautiful

it's because they're looking at you,

 for my eyes are just the windows

my feelings come through.

 I LOVE YOU.

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1) Chandni se chamakti is raat mein,
ek khushboo si hai har baat mein,
hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale,
Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein,
paas aake bhi kyu hein duriya,
koi pyasa hein kyu barsat mein.

2) Pyar ko chod kar tum koi aur baatkaro
Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
Meri khatir na woh badnam kahin ho jaye
Esliye unki har mulaqat se dar lagta hai

3) Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha, par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de

4) Aaj dil puch baitha, apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se,
Aapki tasveer dilke aaine ko dikhai,
Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed se.

5) Sapna Kabhi sakar nahi hota mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota
sub kuch hojata hai is dunya mein magar
dubara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota.....

6) Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...

7) Jane kaha tha or kaha aa gaya!
duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye!
Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi aur jane kitne imtihan aa gaye...

8) Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz...... 
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

9) Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. 
Phir socha likhu phool se, mili na dali gulab wali. 
Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar wali.

10) Jo Palpal Chalthi Hai Who Zindagi Hai.
Jo Palpal Jalthi Hai Who Roshani Hai.
Jo Palpal Kilthi Hai Who Mohabbat Hai. 
Par Jo Harpal Saath Hai Woh DOSTHI Hai...

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