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Mix Sms

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Aapke miss call bhi kya baat hai,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hai.
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hai.
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Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karo,
Dard ko dard samjho to Mohabat karo.
Waade ko waada samjho to poora karo,
aur hum ko apna samjho to yaad karo.
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Beauty doesn't make luv
but luv makes beauty;
Break everything but never break the Heart.
Heart is the Music,
Play it but never Play with it.
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No man in this world is rich enough
even to buy his own PAST.
So LIVE each moment of life
before it bcoms past & gets beyond reach.
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Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya antar hai.
Santa : Aap jo humko pada rahe hain
woh sach hai,
lekin hum sab pad rahe hai
ye apka veham hai.
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Hum apne par gurur nahi karte,
yad karne ke liye kisi ko majbur nahi karte.
Magar jab ek bar kisi ko dost bana le,
to usse apne dil se door nahi karte.
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Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,
Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe
aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
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Likhu Kuch Aaj Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hai,
DiL Me Dard Abhi taza-Taza Hai.
Gir Padte Hain Aansu Mere Kagaz Par,
lagta hai KaLam Me Syaahi Kum 0r dard Jyaada Hai.
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Wo muskura rahe hai hume tanha chod kar,
Kiye huye saare waado ko tod kar.
Unke siva kahi dil lagta bhi nahi,
Ab kya karenge hum apne toote huye dil ko jod kar.
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I asked God to bless u,He did.
I asked him to love u,He did.
I asked him to make u happy,
He denied & said
"Your msg will do better"
I hope it did!
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Kabhi dil me muskura kar dekhiye,
hamari gazal gunguna kar dekhiye.
Hum bhool jayenge aapko ek shart par,
pehle aap hume bhula kar dekhiye.
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2 see light look at SUN,
2 see love look at MOTHER,
2 see beauty look at NATURE,
2 see hope look at FUTURE.
But 2 see all of these,
look at MIRROR!
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Practical SUCCESS is d ability
to go from one Success to another
without losing ur focus
& without getting carried away with it.
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Sea & Shores never meet but
share d same ocean.
Moon & Sun never seen togethr
but r in same Sky.
Friends who don't Meet Often
never stop remembrng each other!
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Chand ko bheja hai pehredaar
Taron ko saupa hai nigrani ka kaam.
Raat ne zari kiya hai farmaan,
Sare sweet dreams bas apke naam.
Gud Nite.
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Don't search love,
let love find you.
That's why its called falling in love,
coz u don't force urself,
u just fall
and there will be some1 to catch u.
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Tanha si zindagi Mein,
Chhota sa saath tumhara.
Itefaq hi sahi
par lagta hai hamko pyara.
Jaise akele se ek parinde ko
mil gaya ho Aasman Saara.
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Teri judai bhi Hamein pyar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut beakarar karti hai.
Woh din joh tumare saath guzare hein,
Talash unko yeh nazar bar-bar karti hai.
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God has given
so many qualities to u...
gud looks,
personality,
charm,
intelligence
&
many more.
this is called as
"Allah mehrban to gadha pehlwan" !!! :-)
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Dil me tum
Dhadkn me tum
Asma me tum
Zami me tum
Ankho me tum
Sanso me tum
Jaha bi dekhu
Bs tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai
KITANU har jagah hote hain.
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Takdir hume us mod par le aayi hai,
jaha gum hi gum aur tanhaai hai.
bars rahe hai aakho se aasu,
kya isi ka naam judaai hai?
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Never alone try to take
the weight of a tear
that comes out of your heart
and falls through your eyes,
always remember that
here is one to share
and thats ME.
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Kabhi kabhi sapne chur ho jate hain,
Halat se Dost bhi door ho jate hain.
Par yeh yaadein har pal itna satati hain ki,
aap ko sms karne ko hum majboor ho jate hain.
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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do
ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.
BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra,
ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
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Pyaar.. Shabd nahi jo Kaha jaye,
Ruh nahi jo Mit jaye,
Safar nahi jo Mukaam paye,
Ye wo Ehsaas he,
Jisk liye jiyajaye to ZINDAGI kam pad jaye.
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Ab k sawan me shararat ye mere saath hui,
mera ghar chhod k sare shahar me barsaat hui.
Mat puchiye hum pe kya gujri,
Thi lutero ki basti wahi pe raat hui.!
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Gum k sagar me kahi doob na jana,
raho pe chal k manzil pao to tut na jana.
zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsus ho to,
zinda hai hum yeh bhul na jana.
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!! !
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Small minds discuss people,
Average minds discuss events.
Intelligent minds discuss issues,
A genius works silence.
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Fantastic Quote About Life:-
EverythinG Is "Prewritten"
& NothinG Can Be "Re-Written"!
So Live the Best n
Leave the Rest to God.
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Jane kya mujse ye zamana chahta hai,
Mera dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai.
Jane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,
Ki har shaks mujhe aajmana chahta hai.
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Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.
Lady: How many wives do u have?
Doctor: Two :-D
Moral :XPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly
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"Problems can either Make U or Break U.
The hammer that breaks glass
can shape steel.
Its upto us to be GLASS or STEEL".
Face life Bravely.
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Seh liya har dard humne haste haste,
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste.
Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro,
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste.
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Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne k liye,
Bahana to apne aap mil jata hai,
Jab yaad hi na karna ho kisi ko,
To waqt hi bahana ban jata hai
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Hum aap k account me
add kar rahe hain,
Dil
Jaan
Pyar
Mohabbat
Khushi
Hansi
Jis ka pin code hai
sirf aapki sacchi dosti..
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Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong;
Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong;
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along;
Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone!
That's life.
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Dost Kaa Matlab
D= door reh kar bhi jo paas ho
O= ooro se jo khas ho
S= sabse acha jiska ehsaas ho
T= takdir jiske sath ho
Jaise K Tum>>>
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Woh Kehte Hain Humse,
Ke Apka Msg Churaya Hua Hota Hai.
Yu to Internet Par SMS ka Khazana Hota Hai,
Kuch to Kadar Kar a Jalim,
Aakhir Selection to Hamara Hota hai.
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DOSTI mein itna pyar lao ki,
dekhne wale dang rah jaye,
khuda bhi aake Tumse puchne,
kya hum bhi Tumhare Dost ban jayen?
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Never hold urself solely responsible
for any misfortune.
Bcoz no single rain drop
is ever alone responsible for any flood.
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"We always feel that
good things happen only to 'others'
Bt we always forget
dat we are 'others' for some1 else."
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"The ultimate is not to win,
but to reach within the depth
of our capabilities
nd to compete against our ownself."
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Love is Special,Love is Rear,
Love is made 4 two 2 Share.
Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins wen two HEARTS COMBINE.
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Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money.
Blessing like Shower,
Smiling like Flower.
Cool like ice,
A frnd so nice.
Guess Who?
O Hello!
Its you.
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Hello...
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Hello
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Hello
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Hello
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Hello
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Kya awaaj nahi aa rahi.
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Ab
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Ab
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Ab
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Ab bhi nahi
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Kaise aayegi
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ye to SMS hai..!
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New Sms

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Dosti aajkal sirf sms ka khel hai,
Agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.
Baate bahut karte hai,
par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai.
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APki Ankhon main "SHARAFAT"
Chaal main "NAZAKAT"
Dil main "SACHCHAI"
Aur Chehre main "SAFAI"
Phir kyun na bole her Ladki Apko "BHAI"
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I luv my eyes wen u luk into dem
I luv my name wen u say it
I luv my Heart wen u luv it n
I luv my life wen u r a part of it.
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Never think hard abt past,
It brings"Tears"
Dont think more abt future,
It brings"Fears"
Live this moment with a Smile,
It brings"CHEERS".
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:To Phir Chal Kar
Thori Parhai Karte Hein
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
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Kisiki yaad me dil tadapta kyun hai,
akhir ye dil kisi se pyaar karta kyu hai.
Agar mile khuda toh puchunga usse,
tu akhir seene mein dil rakhta kyu hain.
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Subha udaas thi saam udaas thi
kafan me lipti huvi meri laash thi
A duniya valo muje vahi dafnana
jaha uski or meri pehali mulakat thi.
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Palko k kinare hmne bhigoye hi nhi
Wo sochte he hm juda hoke roye nhi
Wo puchte he khwabo me kise dekhte ho
Or hm he ki ek arse se soye nhi.
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Inspiring lines for the day:
Born with personality
is an accident
but dying as a personality
is an achievement.
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One day sardar was lying on beach.
Then a european asked him,
"are you RELAXING..?".
Then he said,
"No i am GOPAL SINGH ! "
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All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start 4m the mind".
Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.
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A Dog ll Not Hurt u
If u Beat It Wid A Bone.
Use The Right Weapon
2 Handle People.
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If a Baby Mosquito
asks permision frm its mother
2 go 4movie with its Frnds..
Wat wil its mother say?
"Be careful
while audience Clapping"
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Why does a man
with a broken heart
not need General Knowledge?
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Bcoz
Jab Dil hi toot gaya,
to 'G.K.' kya karenge
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Bacha On 1st April:
Kitchen Mein Nokar,
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Bacha:April Fool
wo toh PAPA hai.
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Dreams visit us
when we are asleep
but commitment wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance
to make our dreams come true.
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Life is not parking lot
It's racing track
Keep on moving no matter
when & where u start
Plan & reach ur goals
& keep making new records.
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Bhagvan k bina mandir adhura hai,
Dosti k bina jivan adhura hai,
usi tarah Tumhare bina@!...... ....
JUMBO CIRCUS adhura hai.

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Kisiki mohabat se hamne kya paya,
raat ki neend aur din ka chain gawaya.
kya kare hum is dil ka jise
aaj barbaad ho kar bi hosh na aaya.
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LIFE never seems to be the way we want it,
but we LIVE it the best way we can.
There is no PERFECT LIFE
but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.
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Kis dil se teri dilkashi ki tarif mangu,
is mohabat se teri judai ka dard mangu.
Mujhe to dard hai tujse dur rahne ka,
kis khuda se tujhse milne ki dua mangu.
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So simple it is to Live.
So simple it is to Love.
So simple it is to Smile.
So simple it is to win.
But it's too difficult to be so simple.
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My sweetest memory-UR msg!
My biggest sadness-The distance!
My biggest hope-i wil c u soon!
My strongest prayer-r relation continues 4ever.
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Mujhse itna rishta banaye rakhna,
meri dosti tum dil mein basaye rakhna.
Waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta,
par is dosti ko palko mein sajaye rakhna.
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It is said dat wen u laugh,
u r praying 2 god
but wen u make others laugh
den god himself prays for u.
So stay happy & b d reason
4 other's happiness.
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We dont know how high we can fly,
until we give a real gud try.
Just do ur best in each little try,
May d sky have 2 shift a little high.
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Tumhari yeh shararat humari yeh sharafat,
Aag toh hai par jalan ka kahin pata nahi,
Tumhari yeh shokhiyan humari khamoshiyan,
Baatein to hoti hai par logon ka pata nahi.
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Iss bhag daud bhare din mein,
Ek baat yaad rakhna,
Kaisi bhi ho mushkilen,
Bas apni muskaan sath rakhna,
Khushi ho ya gham
hamein yaad rakhna.
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Love is magical.
It's a language that deaf can hear,
a song d crippled can dance to,
and a sunset d blind can see.
Wishing u a life full of LOVE.
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God creatd gud heart:
I got it.
He creatd gud brain:
I got it.
He created gud face:
I got it.
He created gud friend:
O Hello....!!
this time u got it...
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Its easier 2 turn frndship in2 luv
but imposible 2 turn luv in2 frndshp.
If 2 past luvrs r stil friends,
den either dey r stil in luv
or never were.
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The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:-
We Know For Whom
We Are Praying,
But We Never Know
Who Is Praying For Us.
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A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
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Udas tuje dkhne se phle ye ankhen na rhen,
Khafa ho tu mujhse to ye sansen na rhen.
Agar gum hi du tuje to teri zndgi mein,
main kya meri yaadein bhi na rahen.
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Humare dil me dhadkan aapki sunai deti hai,
Aankhon me surat aapki dikhai deti hai.
Chalte to hum hai lekin,
jab mudte hain to parchhai aapki dikhai deti hai.
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Na jaane kab aasman se taara toot jaaye,
na jaane kab aankh se ansoo beh jaaye.
Kuch pal saath mere has lo tum,
na jaane kab is jism se jaan nikal jaaye.
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Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna,
Jo beet gaya use yaad kya rakhna.
Bus ye soch kar muskura dia humne,
K apni udasi se doosro ko udaas kya rakhna.
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Lady: Doctor,plz call my husband inside.
Doctor: trust me, I m a gentleman.
Lady: no Doctor, ur nurse is sitting outside
& my husband is not gentleman :-)
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Mushkilo se bhag jana aasan hota hai,
har pahlu zindgi ka imtehan hota hai.
darne walo ko milta nahi kuch zindgi me,
ladne walo k kadmo me jahan hota hai
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May every hour of this day
bring sumthng special 4 u.
a thought tht makes U smile,
a smile tht warms ur heart
& a heart tht holds much happiness inside.
Gud mrng.
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If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
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Close ur eyes in this sweet night,
save all sweet memories in ur heart.
Think of all beautiful things in ur life
& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.
Gud Nite :-)
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Husband Wife Hotel gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife: koun thi woh?Husband: tum deemag kharab mat karo, mein pehle hi pareshan hoo ki oosko kya bataunga tum koun ho?

Jaankar bhi wo mujhe samjh na payeDekh kar bhi wo mujhe pahchan na payeKhud hi kar li bewafayi maine unseTaaki un par koyi Elzaam na aane paye.

Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hainke hum gam se khali hain,par unhe kya pata ke jo gum ke baag hain,hum us baag ke mali hain

yaar hai mera baharo jaisa...dil hai uska dildaro jaisa...bahut dost nahi rakhte hum...mera ek yaar hi hai hazaaro jaisa...

saath dene ka vada kiya hai,shikwe sehne ka vada kiya hai,agar bhula bhi denge aap hume to kuch na kahenge,humne to aapko khush dekne ka vada kiya hai

Bina gum khushi ka pata kaise chelega,bina roye hasi ka maza kaise milega,wo jo bhi karta hai wo hi janta hai,agar hum jaan gaye to use khuda koun kahega

1 Technical question:Where u find MANGOES..?On mango tree...?NoFruit shop...?NoANS-Where ever WOMEN goes.!Peeche-PeecheMANgoes...!

honge hum jab amne samne to wo nazara kisi janat se kam na hogamil jaye jo ek lamha b tere sath ka mujhe to kasam khuda ki umar bhar tanha rehne ka gam na hoga

Mere dost mujse gila krte hai,Hum unse kum mila krte hai.Par wo nadaan itna nhi samjteki sitare dur se hi roshni diya krte hai.

Sare gawaho ko madde nazar rakhte hue Indian Friendship Court Dhara 420 ke tahat ye adalat aap ko saccha dost mankar umar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti hai.

wo dil hi kya jo aapke liye dua na kare,aapko rulaane ka zurm to khuda bhi na kare;karenge dil se yaad aapko sada,chaahe aap hume yaad kare na kare
Hasi ko inbox Aansu ko outbox Gusse ko hold Muskan ko sent Help ko OK Dil ko karo vibrate Fir suno zindagi ki ringtone...

Banta is buying a TV"Do you have color TVs?""Sure.""Give me a green one, please."

Santa recieved a message from his girl friend"I MISS YOU".....Santa replied.."I Mr YOU"...
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

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Eid Day Sms

 • May
all
the
joys
of
life
be
showered
on
you .!

Wish you a very very
happy eid mubarak to you and your family
 • Today I pray that
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace, love, joy & good health behind


May you remain happy all the time
irrespective of any occasion

Eid Mubarak
 • Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of money
and
bubli as u
 • Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,

Charo taraf phailao khushion ka geet,
Isi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhein
MUBARIK ho EID.
 • Hope Love and Laugher,
warmth, wishes, joy and
a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.
 • Eid lekay aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deti hai insan mai duriya,

Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarak,
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
 • May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
 • May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,

ur heart with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik
 • Kash hum ek SMS hotay
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty


Maana k aap hamy delete kar daitey
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or
bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK
 • Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,

Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana

I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
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You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds,
a vase of blessing,
a parachut of glad itdings
4 completing da holy ramadan.

EID MUBARAK  

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After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gif

us simt chale ho to sirf itna kehna baki na sune koi sirf use hi kehna hum ne hila-e-eid k sath bheja hai paigham karta hai tumhe koi yaad baar kehna

Badal Se Badal Miltey hain To Barish Hoti hai,
Dost se dost milta hay to Eid HOti Hay
App Sub KO Eid Mubarak ….!

Suba jab bhi nikaar dekna
Sham jab bhi bahar dekna
Raat ko tanhai me
Tare jab b her baar dekna
Pyar ko sada abaad rakna
Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakna

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

EID Ki Dua"
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko

Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki... Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte.../
AnyWayz...
EiD MubArAk.

24 SmileS..

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For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us
“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh” 
After 3 days
After 72hrs
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak..
Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

Agar Abhi Soye Nahi Ho aur Msg Parh Rahe hoTo EiD MubArAk..
aur Agar Sogaye Ho aur Msg Subah Parhoge Tou Again EiD MubArAk..! 

In ShoRT.../ 

[:::] EiD MubaraK [:::] 
God’s love has no limit. God’s Grace has no measure. God’s power knows no boundaries. May u have God’s endless blessings today and forever. HAPPY EID

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Urdu sms

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Kuch pal k lye hum dosto ko bhula jate hai

Kuch pal k lye unke gamo k bda jate hai.

Kabhi shanti mein baith kar sochenge

K wo galt hai ya hum he galti kar jate hai.

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PYAR V/S DOSTI:

1.Pyar ek shikva hai,

Dosti ek jazba hai.

2.Pyar me hr bar dhoka milta hai,

Dosti me bar bar moka milta hai.

3.Pyar diwano ka kam hai,

Dosti smjdaron ka.

4.Pyar me musibt hoti hai,

Dosti me nasiht.

5.Pyar me dil toot ta hai to koi rusva hota hai,

pr mit jane k bad b,Dosti ka ek rutba hota hai.

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Mumkin hai kal zuban par

ho laakho bandishen,

Mumkin hai kal zuban par

ho laakho bandishen,

Huzoor zara Ankhon ko

guftgoo ka saleeka sikhayiye.

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Dil me ab darde ulfat ke siwa kuch nahi

zindagi mein Teri ibadat ke siwa kuch nahi.

Ab main tujhe tohfe me kya pesh karu

mere daman mein PYAAR ke siwa kuch nahi.

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Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehna,

kabhi sagar banke in ankho se behna.

dost na hue toh ajnabi hi rehna

Jo bhi ho par

KABHI ALWIDA NA KAHENA!

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Every thing u r doing opposite to me.

When i order coffee u order tea.

When i use black pen, u use blue pen.

When i say arranged marriage is best,

u say love marriage is best,

when i went to dental hospital,

u went to mental hospital

and i returned but

u r staying there. . . . . .

Y r u like this????

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Har sans hamari unhe yad krti hai

har pal unse milne ki fariyad krti hai.

Khuda ka wasta kbhi mohabbat na krna

ye mohabbat zindgi barbaad krti hai.

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Dost mere se meri prem khani puchhte hai

Jis pe main marta hu wo zindgani puchhte hai

Jo khani kabhi ban he na pai

Us khani ka anjam puchhte hai

kya btaye yaro aap ko

Hum to khud bhagwan se apna gunah puchhte hai .

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Xams r there,

at d paper u stare.

d ans is no where,

which makes u pull ur hair.

d teachers glare,

d grades r not fair.

but just like d past 20yrs,

WE DONT CARE!!

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A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,



But



Gives More Light.



So Always Smile



and



Prove dat U r the Best Tube Light...

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Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye

Bas Aapke Dil Me Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.

Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna

Aisa Bhi toh koi Dost Hona chahiye.!

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Imagine,a running race

between Love & friendship...

Who will win?

Ans.LOVE

You know why?

b'coz friendship Always compromises....

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Be Soft & cool like water,

so U can Adjust anywhr In Life!!

Be tough & attractive Like Diamond,

So No one can play with

ur Emotion$.

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1.Regular naps prevent old age

especially if you take them while driving.

2. Marriage is a relationship

in which one person is always right

and the other is the husband! 

3.You can't buy love

but you definitely pay heavily for it.

4.True friends stab you in the front.

5.It doesn't matter how often

a married man changes his job,

he still ends up with the same boss.

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I m feeling so happy,

do u Knw y?

coz i m so lucky,

do u Knw y?

coz god loves me,

do u Knw how?

coz he gave me a gift,

do u Knw what?

its U My Love.

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U are the biggest

tube light in this world

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upar padh liya na..

ab niche kya

Certificate dhoond rahe ho !!!

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Santa: My father dug the Suez Canal. 

Banta: That's nothing,

have you heard of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I have.

Banta: My dad killed it.

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Kitna Pyara Muskura lete ho,

Aasani se Apna bana lete ho,

Itna Pyaar kaise jataa lete ho,

Kisi Se sikha hai

ya phir Meri Nakal Utar lete ho.

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EK halke se isare ki jarurat hogi,

Dil ke kashti ko kinare ki jarurat hogi,

yaad aayegi meri us din,

jab kabhi aapko sahare ki jarurat hogi.

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Bundo se bana chota sa Samandar

Lehro se bhigti choti si BASTI

Chalo dhundhe barish me DOSTI ki yaden

Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki KASHTI.

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Zinda hote to ham bata dete

ki teri hasrat kya cheej hai.

dafan hokar bhi na so paye ham

teri yaden hamein kitni ajeej hai.

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2 Aadmiyo ki BV gum ho gai.

Ek bola: Teri BV kesi he?

2: Blue Eyes, Ro$y Lips & Charming, Aur teri?

1: Meri chor teri dhondhte he. (';')

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If you say my eyes are beautiful

it's because they're looking at you,

 for my eyes are just the windows

my feelings come through.

 I LOVE YOU.

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1) Chandni se chamakti is raat mein,
ek khushboo si hai har baat mein,
hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale,
Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein,
paas aake bhi kyu hein duriya,
koi pyasa hein kyu barsat mein.

2) Pyar ko chod kar tum koi aur baatkaro
Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
Meri khatir na woh badnam kahin ho jaye
Esliye unki har mulaqat se dar lagta hai

3) Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha, par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de

4) Aaj dil puch baitha, apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se,
Aapki tasveer dilke aaine ko dikhai,
Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed se.

5) Sapna Kabhi sakar nahi hota mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota
sub kuch hojata hai is dunya mein magar
dubara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota.....

6) Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...

7) Jane kaha tha or kaha aa gaya!
duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye!
Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi aur jane kitne imtihan aa gaye...

8) Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz...... 
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

9) Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. 
Phir socha likhu phool se, mili na dali gulab wali. 
Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar wali.

10) Jo Palpal Chalthi Hai Who Zindagi Hai.
Jo Palpal Jalthi Hai Who Roshani Hai.
Jo Palpal Kilthi Hai Who Mohabbat Hai. 
Par Jo Harpal Saath Hai Woh DOSTHI Hai...

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